sleep with me so i can put my freezing feet on you and probably take all of the covers and use you as a pillow
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking.
and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg
Upcoming comic book movies 2015-2019
Source: Flickr / zeroden
This is the cutest thing.
I miss this and I can not wait to get home to have this again.
When you’re the last of your friends to turn 21
This is not a photograph of lovers, this is a 400 year old marble statue of Pluto and Proserpina
President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner.
OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
this shit was brutal
If he wasn’t the President he would make a killer stand-up comedian
oh my god bless him 🙏
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